05:23
The Noticer
Wow, I’m speechless. What an incredible honor. The People’s Choice Award. Woo! There are so many people I’d like to thank for making today possible: the Fellow Whites, the Anti-Racists, the Pornographers, Hollywood, the Media, the America Lasters, the Zionists, the Open Borders Champions, the Diversity Cultists, the LGBTQs (especially the Trannies), the Bankers, the Interest Collectors, the Slumlords, the Billionaires, the Puppet Masters, the Politicians, the Journalists, the Lawyers, the Academics, the Atheists, the Communists, the Marxists, the Bolsheviks, Antifa, the Neocons, the Synagogue of Satan, the Feminists, the Pedophiles, the MeToo-ers, the Abortionists, the Weather Underground, the Soviet Spies, the Opiate Pushers, the Slave Traders, the NAACP, the SPLC, the ADL, the “Survivors”...
*exit music begins to play*
...Welp, looks like I need to wrap this up folks. There are so many, many more people to thank, but I think it suffices to say: Thank you Jews! You truly are God’s Chosen People!